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Cassettarcana

by Willie Wisely

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Born in the gallion Attendant to the maiden Queen Anne Reared as a noble She rode her little pony in the yard Reared from the saddle Her neck broke in Brigham Wood I witnessed the crippling I wish to see (that) justice is inured Committed in malice Her total paralysis endures Cripple Queen Anne… solo As your humble servant I wish you utter but to name a man Mark your assassins I’ll find them if their feet can stroke the sands
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Giddy up go daddy oh dee oh I have bit the snow cookie I have felt the canoe pull Perrywinkle peapod oh dee oh I have played the horse breather I have tasted monkey Longevity pie oh dee oh Come in and seedy furniture I have smelled the Q-Tip Tyrannosaurus Rex, the eater of cars My mother is my tow truck I have alien armpits I have loved the dance horse Peas Porridge loves a girl fight I’ve absorbed the flurp stains Filafel P. Pancake commonwealth pie Nick St. Nicholas gives bass lessons, oh dee oh I was young & relentless I was young & relentless I was young & relentless I was young & relentless I was young & relentless I was young & relentless I was young
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Two charcoal hearts We stick together Birds of a feather Two charcoal hearts Planets collide You won’t impress us Charmed like asbestos Two charcoal hearts My how those long distance bills They sure add up So if you’re feeling tart And they’re much the lessor Call me professor Two Charcoal Hearts My how those long distance bills They sure add up Two charcoal hearts...
4.
Standing in the snow Suckin’ my soda pop Hopin’ of a glimpse of ZZTop Come on St. Paul Civic Center Eight dollars fifty cents I bought a headache I bought me a headache Smokin’ Jim Till it’s coming out of my ears Long haired girls Shakin’ way past her years Come on St. Paul Civic Center Eight dollars fifty cents I bought a headache I bought me a headache I bought me a headache I bought me a headache
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She’s the oriental girl with the popsicle stand Twirling her bikini top in her hand She’ll be getting your bundles all up in a brief She’s packing a rod so don’t piss on her seat Cool Coquette, ooh-la-la-la-la Cool Coquette, ooh-la-la-la-la Cool Coquette, ooh-la-la-la-la Cool Coquette Alligator suit and a gabardine smile Astroturf weave and she keeps it in style They all call her Max but she’ll answer to Steve You can look up her number in the dictionary Cool Coquette, ooh-la-la-la-la Cool Coquette, ooh-la-la-la-la Cool Coquette, ooh-la-la-la-la Cool Coquette Swashbuckle pants and a mastodon footprint She's poppin' the hood as you're copping your last glimpse Cool Coquette, ooh-la-la-la-la Cool Coquette, ooh-la-la-la-la Cool Coquette, ooh-la-la-la-la Cool Coquette, ooh-la-la-la-la Cool Coquette, ooh-la-la-la-la Cool Coquette, ooh-la-la-la-la Cool Coquette, ooh-la-la-la-la Cool Coquette
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Paris she’s the perfect girl for me She goes all the way Touches me in that special way Paris she’s the perfect girl for me She does all them things I’d like to do Sips me like I’m tea Swallowing occasionally Paris she’s the perfect girl for me She, she takes me there She waves her hair She’s ready to wear She wears all them clothes I’d like to wear Her tastes are refined I think they’re the imported kind Paris she’s the perfect babe for me She, she takes me there She waves her hair She’s ready to wear Paris she’s the perfect girl for me She goes all the way Certain things I don't have to say Paris she’s the perfect girl for me She, she takes me there She waves her hair She’s ready to wear She, she takes me there She waves her hair She’s ready to wear
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I try to be kind then I find that I Lied to hide how I feel So I smile but you know how deeply it goes Low, oh I got it bad I seen you baby sit stare at the pool You wait till I’m watching you Before you jump in Fool you know you can’t swim, so let it begin The drowning of two I seen you baby sit stare at the pool Then you wait till I’m watching you Before you jump in Fool you know you can’t swim, so let it begin The drowning of two The drowning of two
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I won’t steel your children I won’t steel your cows I won’t knock your fence ‘Cuz I know that’s your personal walls Send me to your rivers Send me to your farms Lead me down the path boy Where the sun beats nice and warm Meadows green with no sunlight Bacon in the pan with no pigs in the sty Cars wizzing by at the speed of sound Here we are with our feet on the ground Meadows green with no sunlight Bacon in the pan with no pigs in the sty Cars wizzing by at the speed of sound Here we are with our feet on the ground I won’t steel your children I won’t steel your cows I won’t knock your fence boy
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And I’ll ask why you’re getting used to And you’ll tell me about your chosen issue And I wish I had anything to tell you I wish I could make more noise There’s no fear I could handle more of TV is there to reasure us And all a bunch of flag waving’ morons, yeah I wish I could make more noise I love listening to b-sides And I love looking into my eyes And I’m scared of what can happen if I slide in away forever I wish I could make more noise
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When famine flies land in the face of people And hungry eyes, tell you fate is sealed This might smart a bit No avoiding it It’s not counterfeit… it’s real The ambassador had failed to gain appeal At the backstage door where she finessed the deal No more alibis Broadcast to justify The years we all denied… what's real Whatcha doing about tomorrow? Nations wiggle out, curmudgeons grudging steel And they whistle a tune of drought, bodies are revealed It’s no TV show To hell with rock and roll It's not a vaudeville joke Or extra terrestrial… it's real You can’t wiggle out With your frown or pout Why don’t you cut it out ‘Cuz this here it’s all about… real Real
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I’m a racehorse gambling man, and I’ve bet my life away Ridin’ home on empty, not a penny for the tank I don’t mind, I don’t mind, glued for breakin' Faulted at the banks and I’ve stolen on the job Begged from my own wife and I’ve cheated my own Pa I didn’t mind, I didn’t mind, glued for breakin' I’m a bronco at the factory That clowns and cowboys broke I’m shards of wedding china Left next to her note Had my run of luck, leaving card games still alive Why is it they don’t gag me up, put me in the trunk and drive I wouldn’t mind, I wouldn’t mind, glued for breakin' I’m a bronco at the factory That clowns and cowboys broke I’m shards of wedding china Left next to her note I miss my little girls, but I mustn’t dwell tonight Why’s it when you’re sick, can’t remember feeling right Pay it no mind, pay it no mind, glued for breakin'
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I’m a man named Mule without a queen I’d raft upstream to find your swarthy dream I’m a man named Mule without a home The river gives me two directions known I have seen the sky turning green Clouds run blue, sun and moon disagree Brine meets blue, out there on that horize No point on which to fix my Mississippi eyes I have seen your ship out on the rise It comes so near then sinks below the skies So I followed you to Cairo, Illinois You knew this man and gave him mooring lines I have seen the skies turning green Clouds run blue, sun and moon disagree Brine meets blue, out there on that horize No point on which to fix my Mississippi eyes I can see the day I broke my knees Two feet towards the town two towards the trees I’m a man named Mule without a queen They’ll drag the river bed for my remains, for my remains… I have seen the skies turning green Clouds run blue, sun and moon disagree Brine meets blue, out there on that horize No point on which to fix my Mississippi eyes I have seen Clouds run blue I dig you, out there on that horize Point, my Mississippi eyes

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Starting in 1982, Wisely recordings were often recorded on analog 4-track cassette decks. "Cassettarcana" is a collection of his transcendent moments from the medium – which if manipulated properly, makes for a sound that is so satisfying that to call these mere "demos" would be a sad understatement.

“Cassettarcana” is available direct from the artist in mp3, FLAC or Apple Lossless formats » williewisely.bandcamp.com/album/cassettarcana » Also available at iTunes, Amazon, Spotify and more.

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released November 28, 2014

Except where indicated, written, performed & produced by Willie Wisely
℗ & © 2014.Ella Records

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Willie Wisely Saint Paul, Minnesota

Equal parts Minnesotan music scene veteran and Laurel Canyon resident/devotee, Willie Wisely remains that rare bird mixing profound power pop with arena-sized showmanship, a troubadour on an all night rave up, a cold kombucha on a hot California day, a McCartney-ite taking a break from his Japanese import of “Ram” for a quick Canyon run listening to João Gilberto. ... more

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